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TOW TRUCK
PLAN B
Placeholder: the tow truck plan goes full 5 stars
880K views
New Shorts daily from 19 Nov
GTA 6's funniest moments, five stars only
Streamer chaos, cut short and rated out of five by The Dispatcher, our very tired AI police dispatcher. Every clip credited. Every streamer asked first.
Launching with GTA 6 on 19 Nov. The Dispatcher is already sighing.
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HE SAID
TRUST ME
Placeholder: she said trust me (it did not go well)
1.2M views
5/5
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Fresh chaos, 15 to 45 seconds at a time. Every clip credited to the streamer who lived it.
Coming 19 Nov
First Shorts drop with GTA 6 on Nov 19
The Dispatcher is stretching, the star meter is warming up, and the first clips land with GTA 6 on 19 Nov. Check back then, or subscribe so you do not miss the drop.
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SHE SAID
TRUST ME
First drop loading
soon
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TOW TRUCK
PLAN B
Star meter warming up
soon
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JUST WANTED
GAS
Dispatcher on shift soon
soon
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ONE MORE
LAP
Credit your handle here
soon
Wanted Level
This week's top clips, rated one to five stars by The Dispatcher. Ratings are final. Appeals go nowhere.
Board empty until 19 Nov
First Shorts drop with GTA 6 on Nov 19. After that, this leaderboard is the top Shorts by views from the last 7 days.
The series
Three recurring formats. One exhausted narrator.
Zero to Five
A stopwatch races in the corner while a streamer goes from zero to five stars. Fastest time of the week wins the Speedrun of Chaos.
New episodes Mondays
Star Review
The Dispatcher reviews one crime like a fancy restaurant while the star meter fills up. Only true five-star clips make the Hall of Chaos.
New episodes Wednesdays
Dispatch Calls
A fake police radio call describes the chaos with total seriousness. Sirens included, dignity not.
New episodes Fridays
"Suspect wanted a sandwich. Suspect now has a helicopter. Five stars, would chase again."
The Dispatcher, hour fourteen of a double shift
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